- Doctor, doctor I feel like a spoon
-- WEll, sit still and don't stir!
- What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
-- The teacher says ''Get that gum out of your mouth'', where as the train says ''Chew, chew''.
- Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen. What should I do?
-- use a pencil until I get there.
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